The Alpha Male

A recent report has proved that sexist men earn more than the Beta Male; his more sensitive and politically-correct counterpart, by almost $8,500 difference. They are better at their jobs and therefore earn more leading to find them more attractive. The great irony is that women have been, for years campaigning and protesting against such type of men and against the discrimination they face by them in the work place. Then they decide that they find them attractive. WTF?

This is because their brutish arrogance, their excessive amount of self-esteem and the extra money they earn because of this makes them more attractive to women. Women ‘fall in love’ with them and then are treated badly by the men. Meanwhile, the more sensitive Beta Males, who have been told to ‘get sensitive and politically correct’ by society are marginalised by the women and are not found less attractive on their own merit just not as attractive as the Alpha Male and now… lose out concerning pay.

I don’t know which group I fall into. I’m not an Alpha Male because I’m not arrogant. If I’m arrogant I will be dismissed and will no longer be BabyBusinessMan. I’m not a Beta Male because I’m not sensitive – I really do not care about your feelings. So what category do I fall into? I just it’s a letter in another alphabet . Maybe the Hebrew alphabet. In Hebrew then, I’m the Alef Male. Or the Alef Ish (as goes the translation). Guess which letter ‘alef’ that is in the Latin alphabet… and I promise I’ll be nice. Not! Like I care about your feelings!