21.6.08

The Velvet Mafia


Left to Right: Thea, Lila and Mia. The Velvet Mafia, who didn't work at school, instead they worked the social circuit in LMS. They think they are cool, but in fact Lila always worries that she has fat thighs and Heidi keeps telling her that she does so she can freeze when the boys come up to her. Although that rarely happens... the freezing that is. The boys, they approach. Like clockwork.

Lila, the middle one, who some say was born with a stone heart, only dates men with a ferrari. 'I like to move fast' she told me one time in a bar by the seafront in LMS. 'I guess transport isn't the only thing I like that goes fast.'
'So no buses then?' I joked.
'You drive a bus?'
What can you say to that except... 'Yes. I drive the one in the Simpsons.'
'But I thought it was a cartoon' she asked.
'I drive the one in the movie.'
'Oh' she said, then she burped.
'I got to go' I said and moved away.
'Ok sweetie. Bye' she said drunkenly. 'Mia... hey.... over here' she went on, wanting to find someone to sit her to her 'darling, here... hey hun... you're an A-hole if you don't sit next to me...' I could hear her screaming from across the bar // Without alcohol, it'll be a very long night!

2 comments:

lmf said...

hey babybussinesman, are you alive ???

it's been a week of silence (or even more) !!!

xxxx

CityHopper said...

LMF mou
sorry for the delay... got no internet in nic at the mo... but am writing and will have more juciy stuff up soon!

Hug... hope u r enjoying the blog