Mya Aljazeera: Part 1

Last night Party-Animal and I decided to go out and celebrate. Celebrate what, we didn’t know, perhaps that fact that it was summer. We were sick of staying seeing the same people at the same clubs and so Party-Animal called his friends Mya Aljazeera and Pineapple Head.

Mya Aljazeera was the closest thing any of us would come to meeting an Arabian princess. Coming from one of the mysterious countries in the Gulf, Mya embodied the luscious Arabian look with her dark doe eyes and permanent tan and combined it with her chic attitude that could make European royalty look cheap, a flair for fashion, good taste and good manners. You could tell that Mya (like the news channel broadcasting all the news) was one of those people who were born cool and bred well, she was so hip it hurt and could easily be compared to famous faces like Donatella Versace and Angelina Jolie.

Always sporting the latest designer gear and the most expensive brand of cigarettes, Mya always picked the best and most interesting people to make friends with and it was natural that she would pick people like myself and Party-Animal.

We met Mya through Eurotrash, who were both doing Law at university along with their friend Pineapple Head. Pineapple Head was Mya’s sidekick, originally from Nigeria she earned the name ‘Pineapple Head’ as she wore her curly African hair collected in bun that collapsed like fireworks over her head. Pineapple Head, Mya and Party-Animal soon became good friends and because of my good friend Party-Animal, was I initiated into their ‘group’.

This group they called ‘Group Gorgeous.’ Now this group was well known throughout the university and even better know in the Hidden Empire, but no one knew who was in it or what it stood for. The closely knit Group Gorgeous was a creation of Mya’s that had somehow spiralled out of control sucking everyone in it.

Mya, as the founder of the group held the title of High Priestess. There was a closely followed hierarchy in which Party-Animal had somehow been promoted to Vice-President and so on… I who was just initiated, with the nickname ‘Way Gorgeous’ into the group had so sign a declaration preventing me from speaking out against or about the group and had to come to the meetings. ‘But what exactly do we do?’ I asked Mya.
‘Well, you’re Gorgeous aren’t you? Isn’t that enough’ she snapped ‘and don’t ask questions I’m busy’ she said pouring herself a drink.

More to come…