What’s hot this month:
Tans – if you got a tan, it means you’re way ahead of everyone on the island and are already slumming it on the beach. So don’t feel ashemed to show off you’re hard-earned tan (please be responsible and wear a high factor. Remember to top-up every three hours and drink plenty of water. NO EXCUSES)
White clothes – you can put your black outfits away – black is great for winter but not so hot during the summer. The only think hot in black will be you. After May 1st, you have my permission to dress from head to toe in white!
Eurovision – it’s that time of the year again when we hear those cheesy songs about love (or should I say luuuurve) in dance-folk music styles mostly from the ex-eastern bloc (12 points? You wish)
What’s not hot this month: The weather*
Rain – it’s May and it’s raining? Not fair. Not right.
Umbrella – the real one, not Rihanna’s one (see above)
Coats – some people are still wearing them (see above). They are worn over the clothes, under the umbrella, under the rain!
*I’m pretty sure this rain was just passing (he says as he looks around nervously hoping it won’t rain until December!)
Oh yeah - and if you're wondering why I added the woman on the top of this post - well don't you think she's hot? If not - Discuss!
Tans – if you got a tan, it means you’re way ahead of everyone on the island and are already slumming it on the beach. So don’t feel ashemed to show off you’re hard-earned tan (please be responsible and wear a high factor. Remember to top-up every three hours and drink plenty of water. NO EXCUSES)
White clothes – you can put your black outfits away – black is great for winter but not so hot during the summer. The only think hot in black will be you. After May 1st, you have my permission to dress from head to toe in white!
Eurovision – it’s that time of the year again when we hear those cheesy songs about love (or should I say luuuurve) in dance-folk music styles mostly from the ex-eastern bloc (12 points? You wish)
What’s not hot this month: The weather*
Rain – it’s May and it’s raining? Not fair. Not right.
Umbrella – the real one, not Rihanna’s one (see above)
Coats – some people are still wearing them (see above). They are worn over the clothes, under the umbrella, under the rain!
*I’m pretty sure this rain was just passing (he says as he looks around nervously hoping it won’t rain until December!)
Oh yeah - and if you're wondering why I added the woman on the top of this post - well don't you think she's hot? If not - Discuss!
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