I dated a girl, who literally did not know what she wanted. She kept me hanging on months, to finish her studies to start dating, and then she decides she doesn’t know whether she wants to be in a relationship. This is how one conversation would progress:
Me: Do you want to go out?
Her: I’m so tired
Me: For an hour?
Her: Where.
Me: Chinese.
Her: Which area?
Me: Centre.
Her: They have a Chinese there?
Me: They have Chinese food everywhere!
Her: Hmmm… who are you going with?
Me: With you.
Her: Really?
Me: Would I lie?
Her: Do you lie?
Me: Do I look like I lie?
Her: I don’t know. I’m sooooo tired.
Me: Well do you want some coffee?
Her: You want to go for coffee instead? I thought you said Chinese
(At this point I should have slammed the phone down but I didn’t)
Me: No I mean have coffee to wake up and go to Chinese
Her: Hmmm…
Me: So?
Her: So what?
Me: Chinese?
Her: I’m too tired. Can I let you know?
Me: When?
Her: Later. Tired. Yawn.
By 10pm I still didn’t know what our plans were. When I asked her about it a few days later she said that she feel asleep because she was tired. As if she didn’t mention that in the conversation.
2 comments:
loooool reference card to me next time! I need to practice :P
THEY HAVE CHINESE FOOD EVERYWHERE NOW?
P.S. Drop that bitch like a rapper drops lyrical bombs.
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