Facebook Eliminations

I have to admit that I have about 50 ‘friends’ on facebook who I don’t even want on, but don’t want to erase them as I still want to see what they’re up to. It’s like spying. So if you are reading this and are my facebook friend and hate me, then please delete yourself, as you’re probably boring anyway. If your life was that interesting I’d be in it, so I wouldn’t need to see what you’re up to either way. Thanks