Living in Nicosia means that I get to see all these famous people. Well, famous in Cyprus that is, which really isn’t that famous. On my second night here a journalist was sitting next to me at the bar. And, being a complete nerd I was starstruck! I also saw some politicians and Greek actors. But eventually, it no longer excites you. Actually I really annoys you seeing famous people around as they act all high and mighty and piss me off. Although it is interesting to see what they look like in real life.
But it’s nothing like LA. Nothing could have prepared me for LA. There I bumped into Iggy Pop as my friends and I were leaving a restaurant in Westwood which sold Hebrew National. And then we saw Angelina Jolie walking a St. Bernard or Husky. I remember what type of dog it was. And my friends aren’t that sure that I saw either celebrity. Actually they think I am making it up as there was no press or bodyguards around them… but what do they know? They’re from the OC not from LA. Big difference. Believe me. I know. I was there!
But will tell you a truth. My other friend and I were clubbing and we met a pornstar. I can’t say which one, but we did. For real. I promise. Here’s a clue, she had blonde peroxide hair, big fake boobs and wore tonnes, I mean tonnes of foundation and make up. Now can you guess…?
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