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Showing posts with label On Business. Show all posts

30.10.08

Investment bankers

My friend, Jason, who works in an investment bank in London called me today while I was at home in my pyjamas having breakfast. I was in a rush to get to work and couldn’t afford to speak to him – but as it had been a while since we spoke I took his call. He was all in a flutter. Apparently he and his colleagues came out of a meeting in the investment bank where he works – they, along with the whole floor, found cardboard boxes places on their desks. They were told, to clear them out their personal belongings immediately, while being watched by security, and leave the building on the spot – as the whole bank was going bankrupt. It is estimated that the City (of London – which is the square mile of all financial firms) will lose between 110,000-150,000 jobs alone. So my friend Jason, along with everyone else packed their things and left. Some girls were weeping and some people looked bewildered. Others hadn’t really realised what was happening or had been expecting it and were unfazed.

But the thing is, no one cares about bankers who have now lost everything. It is said that bankers are now suffering for losing their job the way someone loses a loved one and yet, they receive no amount of sympathy. Ori said everyone in London was on their laptops or Blackberries scouring the internet for jobs; drinking lattes and being stressed out or just drinking themselves into a stupor. Jobs were decreasing but demand for alcohol wasn’t.

Yet, the jobless banker will go through the same bereavement process as someone in mouring, albeit with different sympotoms, and yet will get no sympathy.
This is both unfair and understandable some say. Unfair because they lost their jobs and have families to support. However it is understandable that people will not be sympathetic as they were earning so much as investment bankers. What they do not understand is that they earned a lot because of the volatility of the market. Which begs the question; if you were paid so much to be an investment banker, and now the market has crashed, should people feel sympathy? Maybe empathy.

But have a look at the video below. My friend Laverne, who saw this said 'who knew the British could be so sassy?' when hearing Vicky Ward (the journalist) talk about Mr. Fuld (of Lehman Brothers). I think she sums up everything people are feeling.

21.10.08

Which nations I could work with


I was in Mytilene this summer and got chatting to a German woman who lived and worked in Greece when she asked me what Cyprus was like. The first thing that came to my mind was our economy; if there is anything that makes us stand out is how we created our economy since the invasion. I went on and compared Cypriots with Greeks and said that Cypriots as a nation work harder. ‘Yes, yes, I agree’ she interrupted me. ‘I worked with Greeks and Cypriots and there is a big, big difference between you. I would much rather work with Cypriots’ she went on. Which of course made me beam with pride. Anyway, below is my list of who I would work with.

Best people to work with:
1. Cypriots: why do you think we became so rich in such a short space of time without external help?
2. Jews: power-driven and not afraid to show it. Jews and Israelis invented the meaning of hard work and are good at it
3. Americans: the American dream means working hard to have enough to live on and live well. Creative, innovative and unapologetic
4. Indians: hard workers, smart, excellent at technology
5. Germans: efficiency at its finest
6. French: they have the most public holidays – get a job in Paris
7. Japanese: perfectionist, overly-polite, robot-like people who have created an amazing country in the space of 50 years? How? With work!
8. Spanish: an unlikely choice, but the have the best results from the Mediterranean countries
9. Iranians: interestingly resourceful entrepreneurs
10. Russians: money-hungry, driven, smart and professional

I also have a list of who I wouldn’t work with but I don’t think it would be a good idea to post it.
Instead here is a list of notable things I have noticed from other nations when involving business:
11. Greeks: a powerful creative side and good at PR (although lazy as sh!t)
12. Turks: accommodating
13. Arabs: love luxury in business and extravagance
14. Italians: coffee-break driven
15. Australians: outdoorsy even when they are indoors
16. Swiss: scary!

BabyBusiness Tips
The difference between businessmen and other people is that businessmen actually believe the world revolves around them. And if it doesn’t revolve around them, then they make it revolve around them.