Things you should always have on you:
Paracetamol – for those annoying tension headaches
Water – for your skin – and the quench your thirst
Chewing gum – for when you have nothing to do
Breath mint – for when you might kiss someone
Tissues – for those spontaneous sneezes… Gesundheit!
Things you should do:
Keep your shirt tucked in – for those business meeting or in case you bump into someone important like the President or Britney Spears
Have gelled hair – as above
Wear sunglasses – to protect against the sun and look mysterious and a tad CIA-ish
Things you should never do:
Eat Onions during lunch - for when you might kiss someone
Park in a haphazard way – speeding tickets I can understand, parking tickets I cannot!
Things you should never ever do:
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